Here is you once in a lifetime opportunity to look like David Landrigan. Let's face it, nearly every bloke in the known football world wishes he could resemble the erstwhile male model and six-time senior premiership player.

With Chachi's 300th game upon us this week, you can look like him. Just download the face mask below, insert it on a page that suits the size of your head and print it.

Cut out the holes for your eyes and then trim off the bits surrounding David's face.

Add an ice-cream stick or staple on elastic if you prefer the wrap-around look.

Kapow! People will think you are David Landrigan, preparing for the big Crocs GF with South Mornington this Sunday.